I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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