try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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