So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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