He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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