glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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