The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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