Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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