It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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