My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
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Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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