no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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