office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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