Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
so much tequila, so little girl.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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