Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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