Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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