It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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