Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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