It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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