If i come over, it means nothing
we have pet lesbian snakes
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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