he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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