i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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