You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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