Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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