I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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