I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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