i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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