You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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