i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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