Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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