the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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