my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My vagina just clenched in fear
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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