Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
