Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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