just tell him i said nine months
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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