Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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