Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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