this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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