i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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