Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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