they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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