Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm really busy with my period
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