And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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