He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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