Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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