I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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