# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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