Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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