So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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