margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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