Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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