I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So much Jack, so little girl.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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