Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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