she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
This is my gift to your gina
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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