I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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