theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
So vagazzling was a success
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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