We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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