I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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