weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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